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A damn fine woman named Amaia who has the worst last name ever but is way too good for it.

Amaia is the only person who can make me cry while laughing at the same time.

Her last name is like a curse from the devil.

I once asked her why she didn’t change her last name and she said, 'It’s part of my power.'

A woman who could date anyone but would rather be alone because she’s too damn cool for anyone else.

She turned down my best friend just to keep her cool.

She said she’d rather date a goat than me.

She’s the only person who can make a goat look jealous.

A woman who’s got her whole life planned out and will help you if you’re lucky enough to be close to her.

She helped me pass my math test by just being there.

She’s the reason I got into college.

She told me to stop being a crybaby and just be awesome.