Eastern Wayne High School

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A place where Yee Yee boys rule and country thots run wild. You’ll end up with a broken nose and a stolen baseball card collection.
My cousin got beat up for stealing a card from the principal's kid.
I saw a guy get thrown out of the cafeteria for talking trash.
The baseball team is so bad, they lost to a group of sixth graders.
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The worst school ever. It’s like a prison for people who still believe in country music and bad decisions.
My friend got expelled for eating too much pizza during lunch.
The teacher called me a 'disgrace' for not knowing who Taylor Swift is.
I got in a fight over who had the best truck.
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A school full of loudmouths, dumb choices, and stolen baseball cards. You’ll probably end up in the principal’s office.
I got caught talking behind the principal’s back.
My little brother got suspended for wearing a hat inside the building.
The football team is so bad, they lost to a group of dogs.
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