Eastern Washington

The wasteland east of the Cascades where it’s hot enough to melt your brain and cold enough to freeze your balls off. It’s got dirt, cows, and more Mexicans than you can shake a stick at. The only good thing is the Tri-Cities, which is growing so fast it might swallow the whole state.

A college where you get pounded in the butt all day. Some days you even get double-pounded with cum and poop. It’s full of stupid guys and girls who don’t care about school or anything else.

A huge college in Cheney where the sports teams are awesome and you can get a degree for the price of a fast-food burger. It’s the best college for people who don’t want to spend all their money on stupid stuff.

When you stick your dick in someone’s butt and they didn’t poop first, so you cum inside their ass and they poop all over your chest like a giant candy-coated turd.

120 degrees in the summer, -20 in the winter. Everyone’s high all the time. It’s just dirt, weed shops, and people who post stupid stuff on Reddit like it’s their job.