Eastern Spy

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When a person talks like a Polish, Ukrainian, or Belarusian person in Russia, pretending they're not Russian, even though they're probably lying and just trying to look cool.
"I’m not Russian, I’m Polish!", said by a guy who just moved from Moscow to Kyiv and still can't spell 'potato'.
A girl in a Russian school says she’s from Latvia just so she can skip the math test.
A guy in a bar says he's from Belarus because he thinks it sounds more mysterious.
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A Russian person who switches languages like they're playing a game, trying to fool people into thinking they’re from somewhere else, but it’s just a dumb trick.
A guy says he’s from Serbia because he thinks it sounds cooler than just being from Russia.
A girl switches to Serbian in a Russian restaurant just to make the waiter confused.
A guy says he’s from Bulgaria just so he can avoid talking to his ex.
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When someone acts like they're not Russian, but they're just trying to sound fancy and smart by switching to another Slavic language in Russia.
A guy says he's from Moldova so he can impress his girlfriend's parents.
A student says he's from Croatia just to get out of doing homework.
A guy says he's from Romania because he thinks it sounds more exotic.
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A Russian person who acts like they're from another Slavic country, just so they can feel special and avoid being called a Russian by people who hate them.
A guy says he’s from Ukraine so he doesn’t have to hear the word 'Russia' again.
A girl switches to Polish in a Russian classroom to avoid being mocked.
A guy says he's from Belarus just to make his friends feel jealous.
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When someone switches to a different Slavic language in Russia just to act like they're someone else, even though they're still just a dumb Russian.
A guy says he's from Serbia because he thinks it sounds more exciting than being from Russia.
A girl says she's from Macedonia just so she can skip the history test.
A guy says he's from Bulgaria just to avoid talking to his brother.
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When a Russian person is too lazy to be Russian and just switches to another Slavic language in Russia to look fancy and smart.
A guy says he’s from Lithuania because he's too lazy to spell 'Russia'.
A girl says she’s from Poland just so she can look fancy at school.
A guy says he's from Belarus just to avoid being called a 'Russian boy'.
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