Eastern Shore Ferrari

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A huge truck that looks like a Ferrari, but it's just a stupid truck that kids and old drunks think is cool. It's jacked up so high, it looks like it's about to fall apart, and the exhaust is louder than a fart from a fat kid on a playground.
My cousin's Dodge is so jacked up, it looks like it's trying to fly.
That Ford is so loud, I heard it from three blocks away.
He tried to show off by spinning his wheels in the rain, but he just looked like a fool.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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These trucks have terrible engines and even worse glass packs that make them sound like they're fighting a dog in a trash can. They think they're tough, but they're just a bunch of losers trying to look cool.
That Chevy sounds like it's been run over by a bulldozer.
His truck's exhaust is so loud, it could scare a ghost.
He tried to impress me with his engine, but it just sounded like a broken blender.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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These trucks are so bad, you can beat them with a 94 Corolla. They don't know how to drive, they just floor it and hope for the best, even though it's just a stupid V6 engine.
I beat him with my Corolla, and he didn't even know what hit him.
He floored the gas next to me, and I felt like I was in a horror movie.
His truck is so slow, it moves like a snail on a treadmill.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The best of these trucks backfire like a shotgun, which makes all the other losers get hard. They're so stupid, they think that's cool.
His truck backfired so loud, I thought it was a shotgun.
He backfired in front of me, and I couldn't help but laugh.
His truck backfired so much, it made me think he was trying to shoot someone.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The ones with neon lights and gay LED strips are the worst. They look like they were made by a drunk kid who thinks he's rich.
His truck has neon lights so bright, it blinded me.
He put LED strips on his bumper like he was trying to be a rockstar.
His truck looks like it was stolen from a gay bar.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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These trucks are so stupid, they make you think of the worst things, like sisters having sex with brothers, people with missing teeth, and the assrape scene from Deliverance.
His truck was so loud, I thought I was in a horror movie.
He drove by me, and I had flashbacks of Deliverance.
His truck was so bad, it made me think of my brother's girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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