Eastern Motors

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A car dealership in the Baltimore-DC area that sells fancy cars that look good but cost you a fortune and make your wallet cry.
I bought a car there, and now my bank account is in the hospital.
That dealership is a scam factory. I got a car and a debt for life.
I walked in looking rich. I walked out looking broke and angry.
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A place where they sell cars that look like they belong in a movie, but you end up paying more than a year's rent for the privilege.
I tried to buy a car there. Now I have to work three jobs to pay it off.
They sold me a car that looked like it was from a commercial. It’s just a fancy piece of trash.
I went in for a test drive. I came out with a loan and a headache.
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A dealership that makes you feel like you're winning, but really you're just signing your soul away for a car you can't afford.
I felt like I was winning. Now I'm paying for it every month like I lost.
They said I was getting a deal. I got a debt and a car that smells like regret.
I walked in like a king. I walked out like a broke fool.
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