Eastern Kentucky University

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This school in Richmond is where cops, firefighters, and people who like to yell at you learn to be tough. It's like Harvard, but for people who get kicked out of jail.
"I got my badge here. I got kicked out of jail twice.", Jake, 2023
"This school is the only one that gives me a degree and a concussion.", Mia, 2024
"I went to this school so I could yell at people. It worked.", Tony, 2022
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A place where people who should be working at McDonald's waste time pretending they're smart. It's like a jail for people who think they're important.
"I went to this school because I thought I was special. I was wrong.", Lisa, 2023
"I got a degree here. I still can't figure out how to make coffee.", Mark, 2024
"This school is for people who think they're better than they are.", Dave, 2022
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A school in Richmond that's like the little brother of the University of Kentucky. It has colleges for stuff like business, tech, and people who want to be teachers. It's also home to the Colonels, who probably lost more games than they won.
"This school is the University of Kentucky's little brother. It's also the one that cries in the corner.", Sarah, 2023
"I went here because I wanted to be a teacher. I ended up being a crybaby.", Ben, 2024
"They have a mascot called the Colonels. They lost 10 games last year.", Chloe, 2022
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A school in Richmond that takes six years to finish. It's the best place for people who have no idea what they're doing. It's also the number one school for people who have the worst STDs.
"I took six years to finish. I still don't know what I did.", Ryan, 2023
"This school is the best place to get an STD and a degree.", Lisa, 2024
"I went here so I could have sex and fail.", Sam, 2022
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