Eastern Kentucky

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A place so bad, it’s like God threw up on it. Everyone’s broke, white as hell, and too dumb to notice. If you’re not white, you’re either the target or the punchline.
"I’ve seen more rats in a subway than people in Eastern Kentucky.", @TrashTalker2001
"Trailer park vibes for 20 counties. Jesus is just a fancy name for coal.", @KentuckyTrash
"If you’re not white, you’re being watched like a suspect at a convenience store.", @PoorAndWhite
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The best college for cops and cops wanna-be’s. It’s like Harvard, but for people who think a badge makes them important.
"I got my badge here, and it’s more valuable than my ex’s love.", @CopDad
"This place is where cops go to learn how to be lazy and proud of it.", @CopWannabe
"They train cops so well, they can’t tell the difference between a badge and a bribe.", @CopLife
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A woman who looks like she’s been hit by a bus, smoked a pack of cigarettes, and forgot to brush her teeth. She yells like she’s been yelled at by God.
"She’s like a grandma who thinks her voice is a superpower.", @GrandmaEnergy
"She yells so loud, the neighbors call the cops.", @NoisyGrandma
"She looks like she was born in a trailer and lived her whole life in one.", @TrailerLife
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A school where the only people who should be there are the ones who think they’re smart, but they’re not. It’s like a McDonald’s for brain cells.
"I could’ve worked at McDonald’s and had more brain cells.", @StudentFailure
"This school is so bad, it’s like a brain cell graveyard.", @SchoolSlap
"They don’t teach you anything. Just how to fail gracefully.", @SchoolWaste
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A school that’s like the little brother of the University of Kentucky. It’s got some good stuff, but it’s always getting picked on.
"They’re like the ugly stepchild of the University of Kentucky.", @SchoolRant
"They got the red head, but it’s more like a marron head.", @RichmondRant
"They’re the second choice for people who can’t get into the real school.", @SchoolLife
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A school where everyone has a disease. It’s like a STD party and you’re the only one who didn’t get invited.
"STDs are the only thing they teach here.", @STDParty
"This place is so bad, they give you a disease for graduation.", @SchoolSTD
"You come here to get an education, and you leave with a STD.", @SchoolRant
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