Eastern Florida State College

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Brevard Community College got a new fancy name so they can pretend they're a real college. It's still just BCC, but now it's like 13th and 14th grade for people who are too dumb to know that.
“I’m gonna go to Eastern Florida State College because it sounds cooler than BCC.”
“BCC is just a college that forgot it was a college.”
“I’m gonna drop out of 14th grade and go to a real college.”
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BCC changed its name to Eastern Florida State College so it could charge more money and make everyone feel stupid.
“I paid $10,000 to be called a state college. I’m still just a dumb kid from BCC.”
“I didn’t come here to get a degree. I came here to be confused.”
“They made me pay for a fancy name. I’m not even fancy.”
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Brevard Community College became Eastern Florida State College so it could sound important. It’s not. It’s still BCC, and it’s still 13th and 14th grade.
“I’m taking classes at a college that doesn’t know it’s a college.”
“BCC changed its name so it could pretend it’s not a joke.”
“I got a degree from a college that forgot it was a college.”
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