eastern european

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A person from Eastern Europe who’s got Eastern European blood in them. They’re usually just a normal person, not some magical being.

My cousin is from Poland and he’s just a normal guy who eats a lot of sausage.

My neighbor’s from Hungary and he doesn’t know what a ‘magical being’ is.

I met a guy from Bulgaria and he just said, ‘I’m from Bulgaria, I eat bread and I don’t know why you’re so confused.’

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A hot Eastern European girl with feet that look like they were sculpted by a madman. She’s sexy, slinky, and might steal your wallet after marriage.

My ex was from Ukraine and she looked like a model, but she also had feet that looked like they were from another planet.

My friend’s girlfriend is from Romania and she’s beautiful, but she ran off with a guy from Sweden after three days.

My uncle married a woman from Bulgaria and now he’s broke and lives in a van.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A woman from Eastern Europe who’s super pretty, thin, and sometimes looks like she’s about to die from starvation. She also likes to flirt and may or may not be a prostitute.

My friend dated a girl from Latvia and she looked like a model, but she also had a moustache and ran off with a guy from Finland.

My aunt went to Russia and came back with a new husband and a new debt.

I saw a woman from Ukraine in New York and she was so pretty, I almost proposed on the spot.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fat, ugly person who’s desperate for sex and ends up being a prostitute. They usually have a moustache and look like they’ve never seen a mirror.

My cousin’s ex was a prostitute from Bulgaria and she had a moustache and looked like a ghost.

I met a woman from Romania who was fat, ugly, and had a moustache that looked like it was glued on.

My friend’s girlfriend ran off with a guy from Poland, and she had a moustache that made me question life.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A drinking game where you trick someone into drinking until they pass out. It’s like a scam, but with alcohol.

I got drunk at a party because my friends played CE TT on me and I drank six shots of tequila.

My brother passed out at a bar because his friends tricked him into drinking 10 shots of vodka.

I got so drunk from CE TT that I tried to dance on a table and fell off.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you smear peanut butter on your pecker before having sex with a girl who’s on her period. Afterward, she pushes everything out on a piece of bread.

I tried CE TT with my girlfriend and it ended with her pushing everything out on a piece of bread.

My friend did CE TT with his girlfriend and now he eats bread for breakfast.

I did CE TT and now I have a peanut butter addiction.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A dumb idea where they take 15 countries and smash them all together into one mess. It’s like trying to eat a whole cake in one bite.

CE TT is like putting 15 countries into a blender and hoping it works.

My friend tried CE TT and now his game is a mess with 15 different armies fighting at once.

I tried CE TT and my screen looked like a disaster.

by Slangipedia 4d ago