Eastern Butthole

My mom’s Eastern Butthole is louder than my dog’s bark.

I saw my uncle’s face when he found out my mom’s Eastern Butthole was his favorite subject in school.

My little brother says my mom’s Eastern Butthole is a portal to hell.

My mom’s Eastern Butthole turned my pizza into a mystery meat explosion.

I cried when my mom’s Eastern Butthole turned my ice cream into sludge.

My dad said my mom’s Eastern Butthole was the reason he stopped eating meat.

My mom’s Eastern Butthole scared my aunt away forever.

My dad said my mom’s Eastern Butthole was louder than his job.

My mom’s Eastern Butthole made my cousin quit the band.