Eastern Blocked

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When a Eastern European woman decides to stop giving you head because you said something stupid. They get angry like a hot dog in a microwave and turn your bedroom into a warzone of insults and no sex.
My girlfriend blocked me because I called her mom a donut. Now I'm eating cereal for dinner.
He said his ex's sister was a bad dancer. Now he's stuck with a 24/7 dance-off and no blowjobs.
I told my girlfriend her aunt was a bad baker. Now I'm baking 12 donuts a day and still no love.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A term from the Cold War for the countries in the East. Now it's used to describe people who look like they stepped out of a Soviet propaganda poster and are still mad about it.
My cousin got called Eastern Blocked because he still thinks the Berlin Wall was a fashion statement.
My friend’s mom said her brother was Eastern Blocked because he still uses a fax machine.
My teacher called me Eastern Blocked because I didn’t know who Putin was.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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