Eastern Block

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A fancy word for the grumpy, beer-drinking countries in Eastern Europe that used to team up and give the West a hard time. Now it's also a way to insult Americans who look like they just walked out of a Slavic family argument.
My cousin is 100% Eastern Block. He looks like he just got dumped by a Russian bear.
Why is my boss yelling at me? He said I'm not Eastern Block enough.
My mom called me a half-assed Eastern Block. I got a slap and a side of borscht.
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When an Eastern European woman decides she's too mad to give you a BJ because you forgot to bring her coffee. It's like being stuck in a love-hate relationship with a hot, angry, and very sexual grudge.
My girlfriend blocked me for 3 days because I called her pants 'socks'.
He got cock blocked by his girlfriend because she said he smelled like a drunk gym rat.
She wouldn't touch me for a week because I said her uncle looked like a chicken.
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