Eastern

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A weird group of Chinese kids from Singapore who dye their hair eight colors and say stupid phrases over and over like they're on a loop. They live outside McDonald's and sound like they're doing a magic ritual to a song called 'hokkien speeding.'

@EasternFan why u say cheebye again? u just said it 10 mins ago

Eastern kids at McDonald's: 'hong gan, lanjiao, kannina, pcc, cheebye' (they just repeat the same phrases like they're braindead)

My friend got hooted by an Eastern girl because he looked at her too long. Now he's forever scarred.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

People who think they're better than the West but are actually total failures. They act like they're rich and smart, but really they just know basic math and can't spell 'western.'

My Eastern cousin said 'we are superior' but couldn't figure out why the West is called the West.

Eastern kid: 'we're better than you' then failed a basic test.

I asked my Eastern friend why they hate the West, and he said 'because they don't speak Chinese.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The most overrated school ever. Everyone thinks getting in is the key to success, but really, you just need to pass a test about triangles and not be too white or too black. Everyone's friends, but teachers think you're worthless if you're not in AP.

My friend got into Eastern, and now he acts like he's the king of the world. It's annoying.

I took the test for Eastern, and it was just geometry. So why is everyone so stressed?

Teachers at Eastern think only AP kids matter. I'm not in AP, and I still got a B.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A dry, boring part of Oregon where people wear cowboy hats, drive trucks, and vote like they're in a Western movie. There are no cities, just cows, grass, and a lot of yelling about politics.

My cousin lives in Eastern Oregon and said it's like a Western movie every day.

Eastern Oregon people don’t care about anything except cows and politics.

I went to Eastern Oregon once, and I swear I saw a guy wearing a cowboy hat and a gun.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A church that thinks it's the real deal, but everyone else just calls it the Orthodox Church. They're old, they're strict, and they live in Europe and the Middle East. They also think tradition is everything, even if it makes no sense.

My religion teacher said the Orthodox Church is like the oldest church on Earth. I don’t know why that matters.

Orthodox Church people don’t do anything new. They just stick to tradition like it’s a religion.

I asked my Orthodox friend why they don’t do anything new, and he said, 'because tradition is sacred.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A school that's full of white people, fake teachers, and guys who get all the girls. Everyone's friends, but the real drama is when the principal only cares about football and the AP kids.

My friend went to Eastern Tech and said the teachers are all fake. They only like you if you take AP.

The guy who got all the girls at Eastern Tech is just average. Everyone thinks he's the king.

The principal at Eastern Tech only cares about football and the AP kids. No one else matters.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A woman who does good deeds and runs around helping people, but no one knows she's related to a Mason. She’s not a devil worshiper or a cult member. She’s just a cool lady who’s been around for ages.

My aunt is in the Order of Eastern Star, and she helps everyone but no one knows she’s related to a Mason.

I asked my neighbor why she was so cool, and she said she’s in the Order of Eastern Star.

The Order of Eastern Star isn’t a cult. It’s just a group of nice people who do good things.

by Slangipedia 17d ago