easterjammed

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Getting smacked in the face by the easter bunny and loving every second of it.

I woke up with a broken nose and a chocolate bar in my hand. Easterjammed, baby.

My mom said the easter bunny was mad at me. I didn’t care. I was easterjammed.

I got hit in the face with a candy cane and a smile. That’s easterjammed.

When the easter bunny beats you up and you still laugh because you got eggs.

The easter bunny knocked me down, but I still had a dozen eggs. That’s easterjammed.

I got hit with a egg and a hammer. I still laughed. Easterjammed.

He kicked me in the shins, but I got eggs. That’s easterjammed.

Getting the living daylights beaten out of you by the easter bunny and then getting eggs.

I was knocked to the floor, but I got eggs. Easterjammed for sure.

The easter bunny came at me with a giant egg. I got easterjammed.

I got pummeled by the easter bunny, but I had eggs in my hands. That’s easterjammed.

When the easter bunny hits you so hard you’re dizzy, but you still got eggs.

I was dizzy and covered in eggs. Easterjammed for life.

He hit me so hard I saw stars. But I had eggs. Easterjammed.

I got hit in the head and got eggs. That’s easterjammed.

Getting hit by the easter bunny and then getting eggs like it was a reward.

He hit me with a egg. Then I got a dozen more. Easterjammed.

The easter bunny hit me with a giant egg. I got more. That’s easterjammed.

I got hit and got eggs. That’s the easterjammed life.

When the easter bunny gives you a beating and then throws you a bunch of eggs like it was a party.

He beat me up and threw me eggs. That’s easterjammed.

I got hit and got a bag of eggs. Easterjammed for sure.

The easter bunny took a swing at me and gave me eggs. That’s easterjammed.