Eastergater

I spent 2 hours hiding eggs and he took them all and put them in my mom's pants.

He replaced my chocolate bunny with a dead rat.

He told my little sister the Easter Bunny was a liar and she cried.

He showed up at my house and threw my eggs at my dog.

He tried to eat my candy and got yelled at by my brother.

He told my dad the Easter Bunny was a fake and he had a heart attack.

He hid my eggs in the toilet and I had to flush them down.

He put a egg in my lunch and I bit into it and it was a weird green goo.

He made me eat an egg that was covered in spicy hot sauce.

He replaced my Easter basket with a fake one full of socks and a whoopee cushion.

He made my mom think the Easter Bunny was dead and she started crying.

He told my little brother the Easter Bunny was a fraud and he ran away.

He hid my eggs in my sister's hair and she looked like a monster.

He hid my eggs in the fridge and I had to eat them for breakfast.

He put my eggs in my dad's shoes and he walked around all day with eggs squishing his toes.

He showed up at my house in a bunny suit and yelled at me for not being thankful.

He stole my eggs and threw them at my neighbor's dog.

He told my little brother the Easter Bunny was fake and he cried for 10 minutes.