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She said it was the 5th easter egg she was giving herself for the anniversary. Like she’s giving herself a present and ignoring me.

I asked if she was giving herself a present and she said, 'Yes, and this is the 5th easter egg.'

She said it was the 5th easter egg for her anniversary and I said, 'You’re giving yourself a present and I’m the one who’s stuck with the mess.'

She told me it was the 5th easter egg she gave herself for the anniversary. I said, 'You’re giving yourself a present and I’m giving you a headache.'

She dropped the 5th easter egg for her anniversary and I said, 'I know you're giving yourself a present and I'm stuck with the leftovers.'

I asked what the 5th easter egg was and she said, 'It's part of a big present I'm giving myself for my anniversary.'

She said it was the 5th easter egg for her anniversary and I said, 'You're giving yourself a present and I'm stuck with the mess.'

I asked if the 5th easter egg was part of her anniversary gift and she said, 'Yes, and it’s the best part.'

She dropped the 5th easter egg and said it was part of a bigger gift she was giving herself for the anniversary.