Easterbation

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When you come back for a second round of jacking off so fast it feels like the resurrection

He came back for another round so quick it felt like Jesus was like, 'Hey, I'm not done yet.'

She came back for a second go and it was like the second coming of her cum.

He jacked off so fast, it was like the Rapture happened in his pants.

When you jacked off on Easter like it was a holy tradition

He jacked off on Easter like it was a religious duty.

She did it on Easter like the church had a new rule.

He came on Easter like the resurrection was a side dish.

When you use your cum as the dye for easter eggs, and then you eat them

He dyed the eggs with his cum and then ate them like they were candy.

She used her cum to color the eggs and then ate them like they were the best snack ever.

He used his cum to dye the eggs and then cried because they were the worst eggs ever.

When you jack off on Easter so hard, you turn into the Easter Bunny or get chased by one

He jacked off so hard on Easter, he turned into the Easter Bunny.

She jacked off on Easter and got chased by the Easter Bunny.

He jacked off so much on Easter, he was like the Easter Bunny's twin.