Easterbating

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To blow your load on Easter like it’s the last day of school and you’re getting a free pass to skip math

I was so high on sugar and chocolate I didn’t even notice my pants were soaked

My mom thought the Easter Bunny left a wet spot on the floor

My little brother said he saw the Easter Bunny crying because he got caught

When you get so worked up you blow your load twice in the same day, like you’re getting double the Easter eggs and you’re not going to let it slide

I had one load at church and another right after I ate the chocolate

My friend tried to hide it but I saw him go from ‘meh’ to ‘oh my god’ in 2 seconds

He got so excited he came twice in the same Easter basket

When you use your cum to color Easter eggs like it’s the most important art project of your life and you’re going to win the whole class over

I dyed my eggs with my cum and my mom thought it was glitter

He used his cum for the whole basket and it looked like a science experiment

She colored the eggs and then got caught with her pants down