easterbater

Bro, I went to church and then jacked off in the bathroom. I’m an easterbater.

My mom caught me jacking off during the Easter egg hunt. I’m an easterbater for life.

I had to sneak out of the house to jack off on Easter. I’m an easterbater.

I cum every Easter. I’m an easterbater.

I told my dad I was going to church, but I was actually cumming on Easter. I’m an easterbater.

My cousin cummed on Easter and got caught. Now he’s an easterbater.

I said I was going to church, but I was actually jacking off. I’m an easterbater.

My brother used Easter as an excuse to jack off. He’s an easterbater.

I told my mom I was going to the Easter parade, but I was actually jacking off. I’m an easterbater.