easterbate

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When you get so horny on Easter you don't stop until your pants are soaked and your face is red

I woke up at 3 AM on Easter and couldn't stop easterbating

My cousin tried to eat a ham while easterbating and it was a disaster

I told my mom I was going to church, but I was really easterbating in the basement

When you come so hard on Easter it feels like Jesus is laughing at you

I easterbated so much I forgot about the Easter bunny

My dad came in and saw me easterbating and said 'You're gonna need a new bed'

I easterbated twice and now my face is on fire

When you use Easter eggs as a distraction while you easterbate like a wild animal

I dyed eggs with my cum and called it 'Easterbation'

My sister thought I was making Easter eggs, but I was really easterbating

I tried to hide eggs, but I was too busy easterbating