easter trail

1 views · Added 5d ago · 3 definitions

When you stuff your butt full of chocolate eggs until you look like a fartsy Easter bunny and then ride the bus while your insides melt like a cursed candy bar.

I tried to fit six eggs in my ass and now my pants smell like a dead Easter bunny.

My mom saw me on the train and asked if I was going to explode.

I ate so many eggs my pants leaked chocolate all over the floor.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You cram so many Easter eggs up your butt you look like a chocolate-filled turd and then you walk around town like you own it while your insides melt.

I was walking to the mall and my pants leaked chocolate on the sidewalk.

My friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.

I tried to sit down and my pants exploded like a candy bomb.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You stuff your butt with eggs so full you can’t sit down and then you take the bus and your ass melts like a chocolate candy bar in the sun.

My butt was so full I couldn’t walk straight.

The bus driver told me to stop smellying the air.

I leaked chocolate on my shoes and my socks turned brown.

by Slangipedia 5d ago