Easter Steamer

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A rotten Easter egg sitting on a mountain of crapped-up candy.
My cousin brought an Easter Steamer to the party. It looked like it came out of a toilet.
I found an Easter Steamer in my mom’s purse. It was covered in chocolate and gross.
My brother’s Easter Steamer was so bad, it made the dog run away.
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A piece of Easter candy that smells like someone’s butt.
I bit into an Easter Steamer and it tasted like old socks and regret.
My sister’s Easter Steamer was so bad, she threw it at my dad.
The Easter Steamer I got was so gross, I had to eat it with a spoon.
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An Easter egg that looks like it was thrown in a pile of poop.
My Easter Steamer was so ugly, I named it ‘Poopface’.
I tried to eat my Easter Steamer, but it was so bad, I cried.
The Easter Steamer I got was so bad, I gave it to my dog, and he threw it up.
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