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Fake boobs that look like they were bought at a secondhand store and then shoved into a bag full of cheap candy and a rubber chicken.
My aunt got an Easter Show Bag and cried when she saw it.
He asked for a bag, got one, and walked out like he’d been insulted.
The kid opened the bag and screamed because it had a lolly and a broken squeaky toy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The cheapest, most useless fake tits you can buy, usually found in a bag next to a bag of lollies and a toy that doesn’t work.
She bought one for her husband and called it a ‘gift’.
The bag had a toy duck that just sat there.
He got one for his kid and now he thinks all breasts are made of plastic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Plastic bags filled with fake boobs, lollies, and a toy that’s probably broken because it’s from an Easter show.
My friend’s Easter Show Bag had a broken fidget spinner and a lolly that tasted like regret.
She got one and said it was the worst thing she’d ever bought.
He opened it and screamed because the toy was missing a leg.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Fake boobs you get at Easter shows, usually with a toy and some candy that tastes like it was left in the sun.
She got one and said it was the worst gift ever.
He opened it and found a broken toy and a lolly that tasted like regret.
The bag had a rubber chicken and a fake boob that looked like it had been used by a hundred kids.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The fake boobs you get at Easter shows, which are only useful if you want to scare kids or make your lunch look sad.
He got one and said it looked like it had been hit by a car.
The bag had a broken toy and a lolly that tasted like it had been left in the sun.
She gave it to her kid and he cried because the toy didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Plastic fake boobs you get at Easter shows, usually with a toy that’s broken and a lolly that tastes like it was left in the sun.
He opened it and screamed because the toy was missing a leg.
The bag had a rubber chicken and a fake boob that looked like it had been used by a hundred kids.
She got one and said it was the worst gift ever.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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