Easter Show

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A place where your legs feel like they’ve been run over by a truck and your body is basically a stiff noodle

My legs are so sore from the Easter Show, I could’ve walked to the moon and back.

I walked so much I felt like a broken robot at the Easter Show.

After the Easter Show, I looked like I’d been dragged through a ditch by a goat.

A place where pigs are so loud they might as well be screaming in your face

The pigs at the Easter Show were louder than my brother on a bad day.

I swear the pigs at the Easter Show were trying to break the sound barrier.

The pigs at the Easter Show were like a chorus of angry bacon.

A fake boob made of cheap plastic, like the kind you get when you win a prize at a carnival and it looks like it was made in a garage

My Easter Show bag looked like it came from a discount bin in a landfill.

I got a ‘fun bag’ that looked like it was made by a drunk kid with a glue gun.

The fake boobs at the Easter Show looked like they were made by a raccoon with a spatula.