easter sandwich

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A hot dog squished between two buns, drowned in raw onions and egg salad from eggs stolen from a screaming kid. You gotta drink whiskey and Coke like it's your last meal.
I ate an easter sandwich and cried. My dog ate the rest.
My mom said it was a hot dog. I said it was a crime.
The easter sandwich hit me like a brick. I still feel it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hot dog in a bun, drenched in onions and egg salad from eggs that were probably stolen. You gotta chug whiskey and Coke like it’s a death wish.
I tried to eat an easter sandwich. My face turned green. My dog laughed.
That easter sandwich was so bad, my dog took it away.
The easter sandwich was like a slap from the devil.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hot dog smushed between buns, covered in raw onions and egg salad from eggs that got beaten up. You gotta drink whiskey and Coke like you're dying.
The easter sandwich came with a side of regret. I deserved it.
I tried to eat it. My dog tried to eat me.
That easter sandwich was so bad, it got a restraining order.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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