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The Easter rabbit is a stupid lie people tell kids to make them think they’re not being scammed by a giant bunny.

My kid still believes in the Easter rabbit. I’m gonna have to kill him.

The Easter rabbit? Please. That’s just a fat bunny with a bad hair day.

If the Easter rabbit was real, it would’ve come to my house and said, ‘You’re a terrible parent.’

The Easter rabbit is a fake story told by lazy parents who don’t want to make candy.

I hate the Easter rabbit. It’s just a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t want to do anything.’

My mom uses the Easter rabbit as an excuse to not cook dinner.

If the Easter rabbit was real, it would’ve stolen my candy and left me with a note that said, ‘You’re welcome.’

The Easter rabbit is a dumb legend that makes kids think a giant bunny is watching them.

My brother thinks the Easter rabbit is watching him. He’s been eating candy all day and still thinks it’s real.

The Easter rabbit is just a giant bunny that’s been lying to kids for years.

I don’t believe in the Easter rabbit. I believe in the guy who eats all the candy and leaves me with nothing.