easter massacre

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when you stuff your face with chocolate bunnies and then realize you’ve ruined your Easter by being a fat, candy-coated disgrace.

I ate six bunnies and now I look like a Easter cake explosion.

My Easter basket had more chocolate than my mom’s ex’s credit card debt.

I tried to fit the whole bunny in my mouth and now my face looks like a Easter egg hunt gone wrong.

the moment you realize your Easter basket is just a trap to make you eat until you’re bloated and mad.

My Easter basket was a trap. I ate so much I forgot my own name.

I opened my basket and it was like a chocolate ambush.

I thought I was getting candy, but I was just getting a lecture from my stomach.

when you eat so much Easter candy you wish you were dead, but you’re just too full to move.

I ate so much I think I’m going to die in my Easter dress.

I ate like a bunny and now I can’t walk. I’m like a Easter egg that rolled into a wall.

I ate so much candy I’m now a walking Easter basket.