Easter Kraken

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Easter Kraken are like kraken, but way worse. They live in the deepest hell hole on Earth and grow to be huge, like a mountain. They have a rabbit face, but instead of one beak, they got five. They stab people with their tentacles and laugh about it.

My cousin got stabbed by a tentacle and now he's a vegetable.

The kraken laughed as it crushed my uncle's boat into a pancake.

I saw a kraken on the news and it had a beard made of dead sailors.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Easter Kraken are basically the worst kind of kraken. They live in the Mariana Trench and get bigger every summer. They have a rabbit face, but instead of one mouth, they got five. They like to stab people and laugh about it.

A kraken stabbed my brother through the chest and left him on the beach.

My friend’s boat got smashed by a kraken and now it’s just a pile of junk.

The kraken laughed while it crushed my aunt’s house like a toy.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Easter Kraken are kraken that live in the ocean’s worst spot. They grow super big and are all about stabbing people and breaking things. They have a rabbit face and five beaks. They don’t need a reason to attack.

A kraken stabbed my dog and left him on the shore like a piece of meat.

My cousin’s boat got crushed by a kraken and now it’s just a mess.

I saw a kraken on TV and it looked like it wanted to kill me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago