Easter Island Heads

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What the hell happened to those?! Did someone rip them apart with a chainsaw and a curse?!

I thought they were ancient! Now they look like they got hit by a truck and a bad day.

I saw one of them with a hole in its head. It was like a zombie with a bad haircut.

Someone took a chisel to them like they were made of cake and a bad idea.

Are you telling me they got broken by a kid with a toy hammer and a death wish?!

They looked like they had a fight with a rock and lost.

One of them had a crack in its face like it got slapped by a giant.

They’re not statues anymore. They’re like broken cookies on a rampage.

Did someone take a pickaxe to them and yell ‘I hate history’ at the top of their lungs?!

They’re not heads anymore. They’re like soups with missing noodles.

One of them looked like it had a hole in its head from a pickaxe and a grudge.

They went from cool to crumby in one day. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.