Easter Island

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Getting so high on weed you can’t tell your feet from your face
I ate three joints and now I think my dog is my mom
I tried to walk home and fell into a bush
I told my boss I was going to be a tree for the rest of the week
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A giant ugly person with a neck like a donkey and a face like a sad potato
He walked in and the whole room went silent
She looked like a monster from a bad movie
He had a face so sad it made my dog cry
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The worst kind of boring person who never laughs and makes everyone else feel stupid
He sat there like a ghost at a party
He didn’t even smile when the fire alarm went off
He said ‘I don’t need to laugh’ and left
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When something gets destroyed and you’re so mad you want to throw your phone at the wall
I saw my sandwich get crushed and I screamed
My dog ate my homework and I cried
My mom broke my favorite mug and I threw a tantrum
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