Easter In The Chinese New Year

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Easter In The Chinese New Year is when your favorite plant gets its own holiday because it’s the best plant ever and you’re too high to care about anything else.

My mom asked why I didn’t go to church. I said, ‘Why? It’s Easter In The Chinese New Year, not Easter.’

I got suspended for eating a whole bag of weed during math class. It was 4/20, so it was totally justified.

My teacher said, ‘If you don’t stop passing around the weed, I’ll fail you all.’ I said, ‘We’ll see who fails first.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Easter In The Chinese New Year is the day your favorite plant takes over your brain and you forget everything else, like your mom, your chores, and your existence.

I texted my friend, ‘I’m not coming to school. It’s 4/20, and my brain is on vacation.’

My dad said, ‘You can’t celebrate Easter In The Chinese New Year every year.’ I said, ‘Yes, I can. I’m a god.’

At lunch, I passed out from eating too much weed. My friends called me ‘The Weed King.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Easter In The Chinese New Year is the day your favorite plant gets all the glory, and you spend it getting stoned, talking nonsense, and pretending you’re rich.

I told my teacher, ‘I’m not paying attention because it’s 4/20, and my brain is busy.’

I tried to explain why I got a D on my math test. My friend said, ‘You were too busy being high to do math.’

I said, ‘I’m rich. I just got a million dollars from my favorite plant.’ My mom said, ‘You’re high.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago