Easter grass

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Easter grass is another name for weed that came from the east side of Virginia. It’s like the green stuff you smoke when you’re too high to care.
My cousin said he got his first hit of Easter grass at a church picnic. He passed out.
My mom thinks Easter grass is a new type of cereal. She’s wrong.
My teacher caught me with a bag of Easter grass and said I was the worst student she ever had.
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Easter grass is a nickname for pot that’s from the east of Virginia. It’s the stuff you smoke when you’re too lazy to do anything else.
My friend’s dog ate a whole bag of Easter grass and started dancing like a fool.
I told my dad I got a job selling Easter grass. He said I was lying and I was still grounded.
My neighbor’s kid sells Easter grass out of his backpack. He’s rich.
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Easter grass is slang for weed from Virginia. It’s the green stuff that makes you feel like you can fly.
I got caught with Easter grass in my pants. My mom said I was a disgrace.
My brother said he got high on Easter grass and saw ghosts. He’s still scared of the closet.
I used Easter grass to cheat on my math test. I got an A and my teacher didn’t even notice.
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