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A woman so big she looks like she was stuffed into a pair of pants that belong to a kid.

My aunt looked like a sausage in a sock at the family reunion.

That lady at the mall looked like she was trying to fit into a pair of shorts from the 80s.

My mom’s cousin looked like a hot dog in a tiny bun when she showed up in a tight dress.

A woman who looks like she was crammed into a shirt that was two sizes too small and a pair of pants that were five years old.

My cousin’s outfit looked like it was stolen from a kid’s Halloween costume.

That woman looked like a balloon animal that got stepped on.

My neighbor’s outfit looked like it was made for a toddler who just got a growth spurt.

A woman so huge she looks like she was forced into clothes that were never meant to hold her.

My aunt looked like a tire in a dress at the family dinner.

That lady at the grocery store looked like she was wearing her kid’s jeans.

My mom’s best friend looked like she was trying to fit into a pair of shorts that had seen better days.