easter balls

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When you’re so desperate for Easter fun you’re willing to throw a ball at a bunny and hope it dies.

I brought a bowling ball to Easter. The bunny ran away screaming.

My Easter ball was just a sock full of glitter. It was a disaster.

I threw my Easter ball at the church. The priest asked me to leave.

When you’re so mad at life you turn Easter into a chaotic ball fight with your cousins.

My Easter ball fight started with a rubber chicken. It ended with my cousin crying.

I threw my Easter ball at my brother. He threw it back. It was a war.

I had to eat my Easter ball because it was the only one left.

When you’re too lazy to make eggs but still want to look cool at Easter.

I brought a tennis ball to Easter. My friends thought I was fancy.

I rolled my Easter ball down the hill. It looked like it was going somewhere.

My Easter ball was just a rock. I called it a ‘supercharged egg’.