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A love hexagon member who’s part of the love square. She’s from Jersey but acts like a Philly trash fire. She loves Malibu breezes and all the love square members. Also a parrothead who thinks she’s hot stuff.
"I’m from Jersey, but I’d rather die in Philly than live in Jersey again."
“I love Malibu so much, I’d marry the ocean if it asked me.”
“I’m a parrothead, and I think I’m hotter than the sun.”
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A desperate person who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread, but they’re just a sad, sweaty mess with no chance of getting love.
“I’m the best thing since sliced bread. You’ll love me.”
“I’m so hot, I could melt the ice caps.”
“I’m not desperate, I’m just… mildly sad.”
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