eastan

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A woman who's the worst kind of trash. She's been the worst kind of trash since day one and will never stop being the worst kind of trash.

She texts me at 2 a. m. just to argue about what kind of pizza is better.

She walked out of the movie just because the guy in the front sneezed.

She called my mom a fat cow for no reason.

A woman who's the most unhinged person you've ever met. She's been unhinged since birth and will be unhinged until the day she dies.

She yelled at the barista for giving her the wrong coffee and then threw her latte at the wall.

She started a fight with the guy who parked in her spot because he was 'too close to the curb.'

She cried in the middle of a grocery store because the bread wasn't on sale.

A woman who's the most basic of all basic people. She's been basic since birth and will stay basic forever.

She posted 15 selfies in one hour and called them 'art.'

She only wears pink and complains about everything else.

She tried to be cool by saying she 'used to be a model' in 2008.