Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a kid on irc who talks too much and thinks they're the smartest person ever

"I know everything about math, and I'm only 12.", eastabunney

He interrupted the whole chat to explain how pizza is a math problem.

He called me a 'moron' for not knowing what 2+2 was.

2

the kid who never shuts up and makes everyone else look stupid

He kept talking about his pet goldfish like it was a superhero.

He said I was 'literally the dumbest person ever' for not knowing how to spell 'everybody.'

He texted me during lunch to ask if I knew what 'smartass' meant.

3

the kid who thinks they're god and knows everything, even when they're wrong

He said the sky was purple because he 'felt like it.'

He told me the moon was made of cheese and that I was 'a total idiot.'

He claimed he could beat Einstein at math, and then divided by zero.

4

a kid who can't keep their mouth shut and thinks they're better than everyone else

He kept telling people he was the best at everything, even though he failed spelling test.

He whispered in my ear during class that I was 'a total failure.'

He posted a whole rant about how he was the best at math, and it was wrong.

5

the kid who can't stop talking and thinks they're the center of the universe

He said the universe revolved around him because he 'felt like it.'

He kept talking about his goldfish during the entire math test.

He told me he was the smartest person ever and that I was 'a total mess.'

6

the kid who won't stop talking and thinks they're the only smart one in irc

He told me he was the only smart kid in irc and that I was 'a total dork.'

He kept explaining how to do simple math problems like they were complicated.

He sent me a message saying I was 'a total moron' for not knowing how to spell 'everybody.'