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The guy who hits you with a hammer when you don’t pay your rent and smells like old socks and regret
He came to my door with a hammer and said, 'You ain’t paying, I’m paying you.'
He hit my cousin so hard, the neighbors thought it was a construction site.
He smells like a garbage can that’s been left out in the rain for a month.
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The human version of a hammer, and he’s got a grudge against your wallet
He came to my house and said, 'Your wallet’s gonna feel my hammer.'
He hit my brother so hard, the hammer made a sound like a drum.
He looked like he hadn’t showered since the moon was made.
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A man who beats you with a hammer because you owe him money and he’s got no life
He showed up with a hammer and said, 'You owe me, I owe no one.'
He beat my friend so hard, the neighbors called the cops thinking it was a fight.
He’s got a life that’s as boring as watching paint dry.
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