east west tits

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Tits that hang out so far they think they're the only ones on the block
My cousin’s tits are so east west I could build a house between them.
She said her tits are east west, but I think they're just trying to start a war.
His ex said her tits were east west, and I believe her, they’re that far apart.
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Tits so far apart they might as well be in different states
My mom’s tits are east west, I could live in one and she’d live in the other.
He said his girlfriend’s tits were east west, and I believe him, they’re that spread out.
Those tits are so east west, they got their own ZIP codes.
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Tits that look like they're trying to break up the country
Her tits are east west, they’re that far apart, I swear.
He said his mom’s tits are east west, and I think he means it.
If tits were a country, those would be east and west, fighting for independence.
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