Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your eyes look like they're trying to fight each other. Also what you call a drunk guy who thinks he's a superhero.

My cousin's eyes looked like they were trying to murder each other after 12 beers.

She called him 'East-West' because he was staring at the ceiling like it was his enemy.

I saw a guy on the street yelling at a wall. He had full East-West going on.

2

Tits that hang so far out they’re practically on opposite sides of the country.

Her boobs looked like they were from different states.

He said she had East-West tits because they were so far apart.

I swear her boobs were in different time zones.

3

A place so remote it’s like the government forgot it existed.

That town is so far out it’s like it was abandoned by God.

I went to East-West and there were more cows than people.

You can’t even get a pizza delivery in East-West.

4

When someone from the boonies starts talking about city life like they’ve been there all their lives.

He’s from the middle of nowhere and now he’s telling me how great the city is.

She acts like she’s a born-and-bred city person even though she’s from the country.

He’s the worst kind of East-West preacher, talking about city life like he’s lived it.

5

Boobs that lean so far to the side they’re practically in a different state.

Her boobs were so off to the side they looked like they wanted to move out.

He said she had East-West boobs because one was on the left and the other was on the right.

She leaned so far to the side, her boobs went into the next town.

6

When foamers get so excited they start yelling and screaming at a train like it’s their ex.

He started yelling at the train like it had stolen his girlfriend.

I saw a guy with a foam beard screaming at a train like it was his worst enemy.

They were so excited, they started doing the wave just watching the train pass.

7

When the internet tries to be funny but ends up being the worst kind of comedy.

That ‘comedy’ was worse than watching my uncle tell the same joke 10 times.

It was like watching a dog try to do stand-up.

The internet called it a comedy, but it was more like a cry-fest.