East Utica

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The Italian version of a dirty bathroom. Full of Bosnians and old Italian guys who still think tomato pie is a real food. Every car has loud horns and primer jobs that look like they got hit by a garbage truck.
My cousin eats chicken riggies every day and still thinks it's a special occasion.
I tried to park my car there and got honked at by three different people.
My uncle’s Camaro has so many horns it looks like a Christmas tree.
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The worst part of Utica, where the trash talks back and the cops don’t even bother showing up. It’s like a fight club for Black people, Mexicans, and people who still think wiggers are a real thing.
I got shot there because I forgot my wallet.
My cousin got into a fight with a Mexican guy over who had the best pizza.
The whole neighborhood thinks the police are just there to eat donuts.
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