East Troy

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The most amazing town in the east part of the country. It’s full of weed, alcohol, and kids who don’t care if they get caught drinking. Mukwonago is a bunch of faggots who can’t even hold their own.
ET is the only town where the cops are too drunk to write tickets.
I got caught drinking at 14 and now I hate the popos.
Mukwonago is the worst. They’re like a bunch of crybaby nerds.
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A tiny town that doesn’t know what it’s doing. All it does is host Alpine Valley and pretend it matters.
Alpine Valley is the only reason anyone even knows East Troy exists.
If Alpine Valley crashes, East Troy is dead.
I live in East Troy and I don’t even know what Alpine Valley is.
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