east to the west

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When you're getting a head job so good you're screaming like a little girl, your legs go from east to west like a train crash. Your balls might as well be dancing.
My legs went from east to west so hard I nearly fell off the couch.
That head was so good I yelled 'MOMMY!' and my legs spread like a highway.
I got so much head my legs went from east to west and my face turned red.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Boobs that lean like a drunk sailor, one to the left, one to the right, like they're arguing about which way to go.
Her boobs looked like they were fighting over which direction to point.
I swear those boobs were side-eyeing each other.
Those tits leaned like they were in a debate.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When your eyes go cross-eyed like a drunk raccoon, especially when you're wasted and trying to stare at a neon sign.
He looked like a drunk raccoon with a neon sign in his face.
My eyes went cross-eyed and I fell off the barstool.
She stared at the neon sign so hard her eyes went cross-eyed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When foamers see a train coming, they go nuts like they're on a sugar high and screaming 'YEEHAW!' at the top of their lungs.
That train came and I screamed 'YEEHAW!' like a wild horse.
I saw the train and my brain turned into a sugar-fueled explosion.
That train hit me like a sugar rush and I went crazy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An internet joke that's so bad it's like watching a cat fight a toaster and it's still not funny.
That joke was worse than a cat fighting a toaster.
I saw that joke and I nearly cried.
That internet joke was like watching a banana peel slip on a banana.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Tits that swing so far left and right they look like they're doing a country dance.
Those tits looked like they were doing the hokey pokey.
Her boobs moved like they were doing a conga line.
Those tits swayed like they were in a dance-off.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A place so far out in the middle of nowhere it’s like the end of the world and no one cares.
That place was so far out it felt like the end of the world.
I went to that place and no one even looked at me.
That place was so empty I could hear my own thoughts.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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