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East Timor is a place that used to be owned by Portugal, but right after it got free, Indonesia came in and started a huge butt-fuck party. The UN finally kicked Indonesia out after a long time of screaming and swearing.
My cousin got kicked out of East Timor because he tried to steal the flag and used it as a napkin.
My uncle said East Timor is like my ex, who got free and then my cousin came in and took her.
My teacher said East Timor is the reason why we have so many wars in the world.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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East Timor looks like the mess you make when a girl who just finished her period tries to wipe with toilet paper, then eats some hot cum, poops, pees, and then pulls the paper out to show off her messy glory.
My sister said East Timor is the look of my cousin after he finished his breakfast and then got yelled at by his mom.
My mom said East Timor is like my dog after he ate my homework and then got hit with a broom.
My friend said East Timor is the mess my brother makes when he finishes his lunch and then gets kicked out of the house.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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