east snob

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East Cobb is where rich people live in fancy houses, drive fancy cars, and pretend they’re not from Atlanta. They’re so rich they can afford to be smug about it.

My cousin moved to East Cobb and now thinks she’s better than me because she has a pool.

I saw a guy in East Cobb driving a Lamborghini and he didn’t even say hi.

My teacher said East Cobb is where people think they’re royalty just because they have a second car.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

East Cobb is a place where people think they’re from Atlanta just because they live near it. It’s not Atlanta, it’s just a rich suburb that thinks it’s the main event.

My friend’s mom moved to East Cobb and now she thinks she’s better than my mom.

I went to a party in East Cobb and the only people there were rich and talked about golf all night.

My neighbor from East Cobb said she’s not from Atlanta but still calls it ‘the city’.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

East Cobb is just a bunch of zip codes that some people think are special. It’s like being famous for having a fancy address.

My friend got a new address in East Cobb and now he thinks he’s important.

I looked up my zip code and it’s in East Cobb, so now I think I’m rich.

My mom said we’re in East Cobb, so now she thinks we’re better than everyone else.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Just because a place is east of I-75 doesn’t mean it’s East Cobb. It’s like saying you’re rich just because you have a second pair of shoes.

My friend said he lives in East Cobb because he’s east of I-75, but he’s actually just rich.

My neighbor thinks he’s in East Cobb just because he lives east of the highway.

I tried to move to East Cobb but my zip code didn’t count, so I’m not rich.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

To be East Cobb, you gotta be south of GA 120 and east of I-75. It’s like having a fancy membership to a club no one else knows about.

I thought I was in East Cobb, but I’m actually just south of GA 120 and east of I-75.

My neighbor said he’s East Cobb because he’s south of GA 120, but he’s just rich.

My mom said I’m not East Cobb because I’m not south of GA 120, so I’m not rich.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

An East snob is a person from East Cobb who thinks they’re better than everyone else. They’re middle class, white, and their kids wear Abercrombie every day.

My friend’s mom is an East snob and thinks she’s better than my mom because her kid wears Abercrombie.

I went to a party with East snobs and they all talked about UGA like it was the only thing that mattered.

My neighbor is an East snob and thinks she’s better than me because she has a second car.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago