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the better half of sandwich, ma. it’s still a messed up town, but it’s not as bad as the other side. most of the smart kids live here, and the beaches are kinda nice. sandwich is mostly made of stupid people, druggies, and people who think they're cool just because they went to the wrong school.
"I live on the east side of sandwich. It’s still a disaster, but at least I don’t have to deal with the stupid people who live on the other side."
"The east side of sandwich is like the cool kid in the class. The other side is just the weird kid who talks to the walls."
DM: "Don’t move to the other side of sandwich. You’ll regret it. I promise."