east sandwich, ma

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the better half of sandwich, ma. it’s still a messed up town, but it’s not as bad as the other side. most of the smart kids live here, and the beaches are kinda nice. sandwich is mostly made of stupid people, druggies, and people who think they're cool just because they went to the wrong school.
"I live on the east side of sandwich. It’s still a disaster, but at least I don’t have to deal with the stupid people who live on the other side."
"The east side of sandwich is like the cool kid in the class. The other side is just the weird kid who talks to the walls."
DM: "Don’t move to the other side of sandwich. You’ll regret it. I promise."
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the good part of sandwich, ma. it’s still a dump, but it’s the better dump. most of the smart kids hang out here, and the beach is actually decent. sandwich is full of dumb people, druggies, and the people who think they're smart just because they got into a good school.
"I moved to the east side of sandwich because the other side is just a bunch of druggies and people who think they're cool just because they got into a bad school."
"The east side of sandwich is like the rich kid who still goes to the same school as everyone else."
Tweet: "The east side of sandwich is the best part. The other side is just a bunch of losers and druggies."
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the better side of sandwich, ma. it's still a messed up town, but it's not as bad. most of the smart kids live here, and the beach is kind of nice. sandwich is mostly filled with stupid people, druggies, and the people who think they're smart just because they went to a private school.
"I live on the east side of sandwich. It's still a disaster, but at least I don’t have to deal with the stupid people who live on the other side."
"The east side of sandwich is like the cool kid in the class. The other side is just the weird kid who talks to the walls."
DM: "Don’t move to the other side of sandwich. You’ll regret it. I promise."
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