East river trout

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A piece of crap or a used rubber that's floating in the water like it owns the place

I saw a giant wad of poop floating by my feet. It was like the river was telling me to go home.

The guy in the boat yelled, 'That's not a trout, that's my cousin's breakfast!'

I tried to catch one, and it just pooped on my shoe.

A smelly floating mess that comes from people being lazy and gross

I almost stepped on a used condom. It was like the river was trying to kill me.

My friend said, 'That's not a trout, that's my neighbor's lunch.'

I saw a big pile of poop, and it looked like it was smiling at me.

A floating piece of poop or a rubber that someone threw in the water out of spite

I saw a big poop float by and thought it was a giant trout.

The guy in the boat said, 'That's not a trout, that's my ex's old sock.'

I tried to fish it out, and it just pooped on my face.

A piece of poop or a used rubber that's floating in the river like it's a champion

I saw a big wad of poop float by, and it looked like it was winning a race.

The guy in the boat said, 'That's not a trout, that's my brother's old hat.'

I tried to catch it, and it just pooped on my hand.

A floating mess that people throw in the water because they're too lazy to flush

I saw a big pile of poop and thought it was a giant fish.

The guy in the boat said, 'That's not a trout, that's my neighbor's old pizza.'

I tried to fish it out, and it just pooped on my shirt.

A floating piece of poop or a rubber that someone threw in the water because they're too lazy to clean up

I saw a big wad of poop and thought it was a giant trout.

The guy in the boat said, 'That's not a trout, that's my ex's old sock.'

I tried to catch it, and it just pooped on my face.