east ridge

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a tiny city that’s just a part of chattanooga. it’s packed with tanning beds, meth heads, and cops. you can’t do anything illegal without getting caught.
'i tried to rob the store but there were cops everywhere.'
‘i got high and got pulled over by two cops at the same time.’
‘the meth heads are louder than my mom on a bad day.’
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a fancy school in woodbury, mn, where all the rich kids go. it’s full of spoiled brats who complain about everything. the sports are bad, but the posters say they’re rich.
'i got a 90 on the test but still got called a failure.'
‘they complain about the chicken logo like it’s a real problem.’
‘they banned us from making fun of the lower grades.’
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