East Park

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A smelly suburb in Wolverhampton where everyone’s got a grudge and the cops are just there to collect their cut. It’s built on old coal mines, so it’s like living in a giant fart factory.
My cousin got shot in East Park for stealing a fag.
I live in East Park and my neighbor’s dog pees on my lawn every day.
East Park is so bad, even the rats have a reputation.
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The fattest part of Leeds, full of posers who think they’re road men with their fake attitude and cheap Nike shoes. It’s like a council estate that’s been hit by a truck.
My mate’s from East Park and he wears a tracksuit like it’s a fashion statement.
I went to East Park and saw a guy trying to shoot a pigeon.
East Park is so bad, even the needles are tired of it.
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A gross school in Roblox that smells like weed and old ceiling tiles. Half the kids are gangsters, but they’re just rich kids pretending to be poor.
I went to East Park School and the floor was sticky.
My friend got expelled from East Park for wearing a hat in class.
East Park School is so bad, even the teachers hate it.
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A place where everyone is nice and they all get along. The class of 2019 is the best class ever, and they’re all going to be rich and famous.
East Park is the best school ever, and I’m going to be rich and famous.
My friend is in the class of 2019 and he’s going to be a millionaire.
East Park is so good, even the principal is nice.
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